Thursday, February 26, 2009

Cock, Dick, or Harry?

So while we're discussing nomenclature, what shall we call that curious male appendage that can bring pleasure or pain depending on where it is inserted and how it is wielded? (If you haven't checked out the comments on Cunt or Pussy, you really might want to - that's where all the action has been.)

I suppose I've settled on cock as my term of choice, which I wouldn't necessarily say I loved... but somehow there it is. Oh, the body part itself I adore, I worship, I happily service... I'm starting to get a little subspacey as I contemplate how much I love sucking cock. I swear I go into a trance... and then my darling philosopher gave me my first bearable experience of having my mouth raped - which does go better now that I'm concentrating on breathing.

But what to call the thing itself? Other than yummy... beautiful... soft skin draped over the insistent hardness beneath... ex-hubby #2 and I sometimes called it One-Eyed Wonder Worm. I think we heard it on an animated short.

Suggestions?

9 comments:

Elspeth said...

Cock.

Seriously, what else is there? *smile*

I like it because I've been able to use it with every man I've been with: pet names are too person to transfer around, you know?

And it goes so nicely with 'fuck.'

Lauren said...

Yeah, cock is best.

When I’ve needed a less crude term, it has been midnight man :)

og, if I leave a comment on an old post, will you be able to tell?

David said...

If a male perspective might be entertained here?? Cock is the typically preferred name I think, it has that same roughness to it that cunt does. I think a dick is what little boys have, no?

One-eyed worm, haven't heard that one in a while. All time leisure suit larry name has got to be trouser snake.

Then there is always the old stick and ball analogy, for the sports guys.

baby girl said...

definitely cock. i think it's the hard "c" sound. cock, cunt, coca cola...

none of the terms sound quite right to me though, but ive yet to find anything that does.

mamacrow said...

during sex - cock - yup, it has a great crisp constinant sound, easily heard when maybe one isn't articulateing clearly ;-).

Dick dosn't work as Papacrow has a brother of that name...

He has TONS of joke names... purple headed custard chucker, pink torpedo, love cannon, horn - as in blow my horn - and there are loads of others but he's too busy at the moment playing Kill Zone 2 to help me out!

oatmeal girl said...

you guys are too funny, and just what i need as i nurse a sore throat and wonder if maybe even more soothing than some of my nice homemade Jewish chicken soup would be a coating of fresh cock cum...

cock does seem to be it with men,a s far as i can tell from my encounters over the last few years. i do try to follow the man's lead - i'm submissive, after all... but in writing it gets boring.

Elspeth - yes, the pet names aren't really transferable, but how curious to hear what people have used.

Lauren - i get a message with any new comment, as does anyone else who left a comment there if that option was chosen. so comment away! meanwhile, midnight man? hmmm...

David - i most definitely DO want a male perspective. don't many guys have a particularly personal relationship with their dangling participles?

baby girl - !! cock, cunt, coca cola?! you cracked me up.

and YOU, mamacrow... i'm laughing again as i even think about responding. nope. can't do it. you tell Papacrow to get his ass over to teh computer and make a contribution.

Elspeth said...

*hums*

... tickle, tickle, tickle
... on your little pickle ...


*clears throat*

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Lauren said...

Midnight man is the only way that I can actually acknowledge it in person without it sounding crude. I told you I get awkward easily :)

Nothing beats having my boyfriend come over to my house when I was little and my father telling him to keep his bald headed man in the turtle neck down. Awkward.

Mamacrow, I'm never going to forget purple headed custard chucker. That made me laugh.

cutesy pah said...

I've always loved the word "cock."

"Dick" seems infantile and rude, which does not accurately describe my addiction and obsession and love attraction for one's "manhood."

Thank Daddy for calling it that.

but, personally, I prefer him so far down my throat, filling my mouth so that I cannot begin to speak its name, much less barely find room to allow my breath to pass by to reach my lungs.

ahh..... face fucking .....