Certified COVID-Safe for Fucking

 Tomorrow.

I’m scheduled to be vaccinated tomorrow.

Something could always go wrong.

But if not tomorrow then maybe next week?

One way or another, an early birthday present.

 

I’ve started thinking about compiling a list. A list of friends and acquaintances and one time, sometime, some time lovers as they get vaccinated once, twice, and then live through the weeks that follow until the vaccine has done as much as it ever will. And then…

I want an orgy.

Well, maybe not an orgy.

I’d rather spread it out.

Savour it.

I’ll go through the list, one person at a time.

For touch.

For hugs.

And, 

where appropriate,

and maybe where not quite appropriate,

sex.

 

I need to get laid.

 

I need to be spanked.

And then I need to be thoroughly, deeply fucked.

 

[pause for fantasies and memories]

Ah… if only some of the men I’d wish to have inside me weren’t too young to be vaccinated any time soon. The problem with having a thing for younger men. Not to mention unavailable men. And yes, I’m talking men. I really need cocks right now. Beautiful, beautiful cocks, deep inside me. I’m not really one for dick pics, I want the real thing, and then I’d like to admire them for a while, marvel at them, stroke them as I wonder that such lovely things can exist, attached to this panoply of potential lovers whose appendages I’ve never seen and mostly probably never will, but oh… [she smiles to herself] I think after this particularly miserable last year I’ve earned the right to my inappropriate lust, no?

Something to think about as the needle enters my arm.