A milestone - this weekend, 2 years ago

In 2008, on Monday, the first day of September, which in that year was Labor Day in the United States, the following e-mail conversation occurred:

please, sir.

please.

from my groveling place on the floor before you.
will you let me come to you and show my obedience?
will you use me as you desire?
and if i please you
will you take me to serve you?

Of course, my pet. You must know, you must feel in your heart there was never any doubt. A connoisseur like myself pass up a rare jewel like you? Come on.