Friday, May 27, 2011

BDSM, Bath and Beyond


Amazing what you can find at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Except not really.
You would think it's some miniature spanking implement.
But no.
Or at least, I don't think it is...

I'm not sure why they call it a paddle.
I was so disappointed with what I found,
that I only took a brief look, then put it back -
as if I'd been caught looking at a very nasty porn.
In a library.

Weird.
Because all it seemed to be was a
small,
hinged
plastic thing
that opened up to reveal a mirror.

I suppose you could spank someone with it.
But I'd worry about it breaking
and leaving glass splinter souvenirs.

Maybe it comes with a warning label?

1 comment:

Mindset said...

I love bed bath and beyond, but my find of the day was walmart cat toy that leaves quite a sting!! I was looking for a new new paddle style toy. Daddy broke the ping pong paddle and the flyswatter already.