Amazing what you can find at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Except not really.
You would think it's some miniature spanking implement.
But no.
Or at least, I don't think it is...
I'm not sure why they call it a paddle.
I was so disappointed with what I found,
that I only took a brief look, then put it back -
as if I'd been caught looking at a very nasty porn.
In a library.
Weird.
Because all it seemed to be was a
small,
hinged
plastic thing
that opened up to reveal a mirror.
I suppose you could spank someone with it.
But I'd worry about it breaking
and leaving glass splinter souvenirs.
Maybe it comes with a warning label?
Except not really.
You would think it's some miniature spanking implement.
But no.
Or at least, I don't think it is...
I'm not sure why they call it a paddle.
I was so disappointed with what I found,
that I only took a brief look, then put it back -
as if I'd been caught looking at a very nasty porn.
In a library.
Weird.
Because all it seemed to be was a
small,
hinged
plastic thing
that opened up to reveal a mirror.
I suppose you could spank someone with it.
But I'd worry about it breaking
and leaving glass splinter souvenirs.
Maybe it comes with a warning label?
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1 comment:
I love bed bath and beyond, but my find of the day was walmart cat toy that leaves quite a sting!! I was looking for a new new paddle style toy. Daddy broke the ping pong paddle and the flyswatter already.
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