i'm late.
i'm delinquent.
i'm supposed to post every day.
i missed the deadline.
i was at work
and then i exercised
and a friend is visiting
and we had dinner
and watched a dvd...
i'm not making excuses, sir.
just letting you know what i was up to.
i'm sorry, master.
what's the punishment for being late with a post?
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2 comments:
Oh nice... and what was the punishment?
you know, he hasn't said anything about it so far. i suppose he has just added it to his list, so that when he finally makes it down here he can have a real reason to hurt me the way he would want to anyway. he really loves to scold me first!
maybe it's because we haven't seen each other for about 2 months, but just about anything i think of these days is making my cunt twitch like mad. like the idea of him scolding me... and my becoming so distressed at his (often mock) disapproval... and being spanked. and beaten. and caned.
damn, i'm horny!
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